Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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