Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

do you wanna hear a joke school

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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