Roses are blue Colton is gay

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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