A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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