Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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