- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

A man killed himself.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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