- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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