A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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