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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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