- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

I'm hungry.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

your life

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

human centipede

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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