- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

religion

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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