- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What can fly? Lots of things

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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