- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

dick dick dick... frogs

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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