- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

dick dick dick... frogs

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What can fly? Lots of things

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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