What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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