- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

AIDS.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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