I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

knock knock who's there? hope

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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