How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

haha

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

its all aodhan

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

justin littleton being sucessful

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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