- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

I had friends on the Death Star.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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