- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

The lion swallowed his pride.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

a seal walks into a club.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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