Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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