Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why is the ground wet It rained

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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