Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Laugh

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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