why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Women's rights

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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