- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Knock Knock Go Away

whats black and strange a paki

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

drugs.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

shammmm is a lesbian.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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