- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Boys have swag, real men have class

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Your wife died during the delivery.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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