- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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