- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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