Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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