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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What's brown and sticky? A stick

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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