- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

roses are red violets are indigo

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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