- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Neither have I

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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