Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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you see theres this guy.

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What? Huh?

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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