A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Thats what she said

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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How High is a Chinese man

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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