I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Half life 3 confirmed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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