- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Cancer.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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