- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

All of these jokes are about white people

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??