this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Do you love me? No.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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