I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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i hate black people

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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