why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Choir.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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mexicans fishing

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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