Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Womens rights

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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