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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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