Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Sarah Jessica Parker

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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