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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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