Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

no really what are ur names?

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Cancer.

Women's Rights.

Im cute hehehee

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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