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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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