- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

PIED NINNY!

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A women in the kitchen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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