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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Obama being reelected.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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