- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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