- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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