- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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