- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What's stupid a light bulb.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A midget walked under a bar.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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