- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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