- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What is 9+10? 19

noah is a scrub jungle

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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