what did the old lady die of old age...

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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