- Anti Joke

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama being reelected.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Who is John Galt?

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely