How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Poop

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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