- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you call your mom? Mom

I had a lemon. hi.

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