Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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