Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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