- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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