- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

You have friends

What do you say to a rock? Meow

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

YOU

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Vagina cream... end of story

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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