Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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