Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

wanna here a joke? you.

A man did not like this site

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

I wrote a funny joke.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

a black guy hates chicken.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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